Horoscopes!

• Capricorn (Dec-Jan): next time you climb through a window, you will see a monkey
• Aquarius (Jan-Feb): if you carry a towel, there's no need to panic
• Pisces (Feb-Mar): be wary of sporks
• Aries (Mar-Apr): tie all shoelaces in an unusual method for the next 2 days
• Taurus (Apr-May): only hide three boxes, the fourth will be found
• Gemini (May-Jun): curtains are not for jumproping
• Cancer (Jun-Jul): reclining seats may bear gifts
• Leo (Jul-Aug): look 5 meters to your left (9:00) at the next animal crossing sign you see
• Virgo (Aug-Sep): next time you hear the word "radians" you will see success
• Libra (Sep-Oct): rocks should not be kept in glass jars
• Scorpio (Oct-Nov): the year 2025 will bring you many square-shaped souvenirs
• Sagittarius (Nov-Dec): ctrl-s is your friend

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